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"The stockings have caught fire, again."
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"I keep telling him not to hug the tree."
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Changing of the Seasons.
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"Holiday decorating - done."
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Why buy one in December when you can have them all fro free in January?
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'It's not just about buying gifts. Job security and a healthy economy, that's the true meaning of Christmas.'
"It's the part of the job I find most difficult..."
"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."
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"It's always been the part of the job I find most difficult...when you're faced with some poor, weak, inadequate desperate individual. I find it almost impossible to say no to them."
'Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?'
"A priest, a wise man, and a magus walk into a barn ..."
"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."
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"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums."
"Sure I know what comes twelve days after Christmas. The bills."
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"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."
Have a Meowy Christmas
"Over Christmas vacation I found a box of chocolates on top of the refrigerator. I ate 15 not knowing that they contained liqueur. I got very drunk and stumbled from room to room, puking on everything."
101 ways to descend a chimney
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Cull bosses who make their employees work at Christmas when it's not essential.
Thanks and Giving
"Okay, I think that's all the holiday decorating I'm doing this year."
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"Somehow, it doesn't feel like Christmas."
"The starfish doesn't want to stay on top of our Christmas tree!"
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'We don't work on Christmas. You can celebrate the holidays with your family!'