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'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'
Tags:professional bass fisher, professional bass fishers, bass fish, bass fishes, fishermen, fisherman, fishing, fishing rod, fishing rods, career path, career paths, career choice, career choices, hobby, college, colleges, skip, skipping, university, universities, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Mind if we play through?"
Tags:play through, plays through, playing through, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf course, golf courses, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, faux pas, choice, choices, option, options, cut ahead, cuts ahead, cutting ahead, skip, skips, skipping, wait, waits, waiting, wait your turn, waiting your turn, entitled, entitlement, position of strength, positions of strength, position of power
"Let's skip the TV dinners and send out for something really good. This is listed as a major television event."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., food, meal, meals, eating, dining, cooking, tv dinner, tv dinners, skip, skipping, restaurant, restaurants, delivery, takeout, takeaway, special, special event, special events, special occasion, special occasions, date, dates, date night, date nights, modern life
Woman skipping along on phone.
Tags:modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, mobile, mobiles, phone call, phone calls, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, happy, happiness, romance, in love, romantic, romantics, skipping
'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''
"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
Tags:christmas, xmas, yule, noel, season, seasons, seasonal, holiday, holidays, cutback, cutbacks, budget, budgets, budgeting, finance, finances, financial, money, expenses, expensive, cost, costs, cut costs, cutting costs, saving money, frugal, cheap, every other year, skip, skipping, consumerism, christmas shopping, modern life, celebrations, celebration, celebrating
'We tried a mind mapping excercise and found his in a skip next to the A564 in slough.'
"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."
Tags:businessmen, businessman, happy hour, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drinking, alcohol, plan, plans, skipping, friday night, friday nights, shul, shuls, synagogue, synagogues, temple, temples, sport, sports, tennis, clinic, clinics, lesson, lessons, leisure, jewish, judaism, hobby, hobbies, zen, meditation
"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."
Stay in school.
Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults
Tags:game, games, skip, skipping, skipping rope, jump rope, jumprope, jump-rope, realise, realised, realisation, realization, realize, realized, depressed, depress, depression, dread, existential, existential dread, retiree, retire, retired, retirement, retiring, loan, loans, student loan, student debt, debt, weight, weight gain, gaining weight, death, dying, dead, die, dies
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, skipping rope, skipping ropes, skipping, skip, skips, hobby, thelwell
"How come they can have a teacher shortage, but we can't have a student shortage?"
"Pardon me...shouldn't I be ahead of you? My private plane plunged into the icy waters off the coast of Maine over a week ago!"
Tags:skip, skips, skipping, line, lines, queue, queues, queuing, line up, lines up, lining up, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, heaven, enter, enters, entering, kingdom of heaven, entitled, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, judgement day, judgment day, skip ahead, skips ahead, skipping ahead, cheat, cheats, cheaters, cheater
Adult Absence Notes.
"The record player is skipping again."
"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."
Tags:dvr, dvrs, dvr use, digital video recorder, digital video recorders, timeshifting, time shifting, time shift, time shifts, timeshift, timeshifts, sue, sues, lawsuit, lawsuits, frivolous lawsuit, frivolous lawsuits, free speech, ad revenue, ad revenues, advertising revenue, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, advertising agencies, advertising agency, decline, declines, declining, revenue, revenues, fast forward, fast forwarding, skip, skips, skipping, commercials, commercial
'Gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, herpes, HIV positive, genital warts...'
"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."
'I'm beginning to feel bad about skipping church for a cookout.'
"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."
Baby rabbits rope-skipping with an anteater's tongue.
'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'
'The place you're all looking for is just a hop, skip and a jump from here.'
Tags:rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, hop, hops, hopping, hopped, hopper, hoppers, skip, skips, skipping, skipped, skipper, skippers, skipping rope, skipping ropes, jump, jumps, jumping, jumper, jumpers, jumped, direct, directs, direction, directions, directed, directing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Federal agents Dickenson and Clark. Care to explain why you skipped over the FBI warning and the beginning of your movie?'