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'Uh oh, did we get anything for the snail this year?'
Changing of the Seasons.
Tags:winter, spring, season, seasons, seasonal, seasonal holiday, seasonal holidays, christmas, christmas holidays, xmas holiday, xmas, xmas holidays, easter, easter bunny, heat, snowman, snowmans, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, showman, stand up, stand-up, stand up comedian, stand-up comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up comedians, comedy, comedians, comedian, floored it, spotlight, spotlights, killed it, killed, dying, dying out there, act, acts, comedy act, comedy acts, comic, comics
"Holiday decorating - done."
Tags:holiday, holidays, decorator, decorators, decorating, christmas, christmases, xmas, christmas holiday, christmas holidays, xmas holiday, xmas holidays, halloween, halloweens, festive period, festive season, christmas tree, xmas tree, xmas trees, christmas trees, jack 'o' lantern, jack o lantern, jack-o-lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins
"I'm the ghost of no-Christmas-for-you!"
Tags:work, workplace, office, offices, office worker, office workers, boss, bosses, christmas, christmas holidays, holiday, holidays, seasonal celebrations, celebrations, xmas, xmas holidays, ghost, ghosts, charles dickens, dickens, novel, novels, classic, classics, a christmas carol, christmas carol, overtime, annual leave, no annual leave, anger, angry, harsh, no christmas spirit, hard worker, hardworking, punish, punishing
"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, bad childhood, christmas, xmas, christmas holiday, christmas holidays, christmas vacation, christmas vacations, christmas day, christmas break, christmas breaks, relatives, relations, grandparent, grandparents, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, nan, nans, pop, pops, in-law, in-laws, mother-in-law, father-in-laws, forced smile, forced smiles, smile, smiles, fake smile, fake smiles, forced, land of, family, families, family issues, family problems, bad christmas, miserable christmas, unhappy christmas, spending time with family, spending time with relatives, going to the grandparent's, visiting grandparents
'Yesterday I said 'only three more days' so what is three take away one, dammit?'
"You know I hate you, right?"
"'How We Die' - fabulous!"
'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'
"It's the part of the job I find most difficult..."
Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, transportation, car trip, car trips, road trip, road trips, roadtrip, roadtrips, trip, trips, travel, car travel, travelling, traveling, tourism, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, sign, signs, signage, road sign, road signs, no exit, no exits, exit, exits, road, roads, now entering, christmas, noel, yule, xmas, christmas holidays, christmas vacation, christmas break, going home for christmas, driving home for christmas
"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."
Tags:reindeer, reindeers, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, christmas eve, christmas eves, xmas eve, exmas eves, job interview, job interviews, hr, human resources, personnel, job candidate, job candidates, christmas holiday, christmas holidays, xmas holiday, xmas holidays, free time, santa claus, santa, festive holiday, festive season, annual leave, sleigh, sled, sledge, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas
"It's always been the part of the job I find most difficult...when you're faced with some poor, weak, inadequate desperate individual. I find it almost impossible to say no to them."
'I'm sorry but looking at the staff rota there's no way I can release you over Christmas!'
'Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?'
'Something New for the Holidays'
Tags:office, offices, office workers, office worker, consumers, consumerism, consumer, marketing, marketing strategy, snowmen, snowman, melted snowman, melted snowmen, water machine, watermwater dispenser, christmas, chistmas holiday, christmas holidays, sales strategy, sales strategies, sales tactics, sales tactic, marketing strategies, marketing tactic, marketing tactic, monotony, monotonous, trick, trickery, tricks, marketing trickery, marketing trick, sales trick, sales trickery, water coolers, water cooler
'It's strange, but ever since that star appeared I've had this overwhelming urge to go shopping.'
'It's important to pay attention to the Christmas spirit!'
Having shut early for Christmas, Mr Small decided to get back to work early to check the answering machine.
Tags:hmrc, hm revenue and customs, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, book keeper, book keepers, accountant, accountants, accountancy, tax inspector, tax inspectors, taxation, tax officer, tax officers, book inspection, recorded message, christmas holidays, back to work, after festive break, unwelcome news, unexpected shock, january blues
'Oh, Jeezus Christ, if you think this Mary Christmas broad is so hot, why don't you name a holiday after her?'
"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums."
'This is nurse Jenkins, she'll be joining you in March when she completes her 'introducing festive good cheer on the ward' training.'