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"Sorry, no....apparently, being forced to listen Jingly Jangly Christmas music while shopping doesn't violate your human rights..."
"When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market..."
Santa Claus leaking musical notes.
"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."
Unanswered questions at Christmas
Five Gold Rings
Bad King Wenceslas
"We're getting a lot of this. . . try to avoid taking him into shops playing jingly Christmas music!"
Seven swan a swimming
"Well, no wonder it only plays Christmas music - the Sabbath setting is turned off."