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"I got the tree down, dear."
The revised 12 days of Christmas
"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."
"Fetch my slippers, newspaper and a partridge in a pear tree."
'I'm returning 12 drummers, 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and 1 partridge. They're on your loading dock. Here's my receipt.'
The Deconstructed Tree
"Sure I know what comes twelve days after Christmas. The bills."
"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."
"Sire, your true love has run off with one of the 10 Lords-a-leaping."
10th day of christmas.
"You don't have to smile THAT much when we take down the tree."
Five Gold Rings
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two Turtle Doves
A Partridge In A Pear Tree
The Ninth Day of Christmas
The Third Day of Christmas
The Fifth Day of Christmas
The Seventh Day of Christmas
The Fourth Day of Christmas
The Tenth Day of Christmas
The Eleventh Day of Christmas
The Second Day of Christmas
Twelfth Day of Christmas