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"We're from Student Loans—we came to repo your B.A."
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"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."
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"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"
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Locally Grown by a Guy with a Masters in Philosophy
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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'Quit basketball to concentrate on school. Are you crazy? Do you want to end up like all those other dreamers with a college degree and no job?'
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"I didn't know you had a minor."
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"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
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"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."
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"This is where you end up when you had a humanities major in college....I should have gone with poli-sci!"
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College of Business Administration Golfers
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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
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"Son, everyone went to college in the sixties - there was a war going on."
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"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."
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Went back to get my Juris Doctor - put money in the hat or I'll sue.
'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'
"And to think I used to worry about her showing up on our doorstep with a little bundle of joy..."
Graduation cap is oversized compared to the number of jobs.
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"Wait a minute! This is for winning a beard contest!"
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I was hired as a receptionist and when I got my degree, I got a promotion.
'Remind me again, Dad. Why did you want me to get that college degree?'
"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"
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"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."
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"Do you think we'll ever make more?"
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'You don't have a college degree? Where did you do all of your drinking?'