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Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.
Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
Department of Archaeology Floor Plan
'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'
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Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'
"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"
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'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'
"It appears the people of Atlantis not only had TV but boring, stupid programming!"
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"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
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"He died young."
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"She's lucky no one's invented carbon dating …. Then we'd see just how old she is."
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'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'
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Egyptian archaeologists discover the world's oldest fruitcake.
"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."
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"This might go a long way toward explaining how they built the pyramids!"
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"Why would I be proud of this? It's my to-do list."
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'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'
'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'
"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"
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"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."
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"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."
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"Notice how it's been all downhill ever since they opened King Tut's tomb?"
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'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'