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'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'
"We're going to have a wonderful evening, I have three tickets to the theatre. They're for your mother, father and little brother."
Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.
Daughter makes out with boyfriend as dad falls asleep.
"Gracie, remember how you wanted me to go on that school field trip tomorrow...and I said I was too busy? Well, my appointment has been canceled, so I can go!"
"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"
"Listen up ladies! I'm your Halloween chaperone! You know what that means, don't you?"
"My parents must really like you. They usually insist on chaperoning my first dates."
"When you said you would bring a friend to our date, I didn't think the person would be that hungry...and be your mother!"