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"Go ask your mother."
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'The secret to prosperity is turn your thinking cap around.'
'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'
"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."
'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'
"I have no idea what it all means, but we can go online to see what it all costs."
"How do I get down?"
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Are you questioning the meaning of existence at this point in the race? I'll explain.
"Ever get the feeling the all-powerful one is just mocking us?"
"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."
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"No. . . attaining nirvana does not mean capturing, conquering or annexing it!"
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"Thanks Mr. Guru! Please accept this payment as a token of my appreciation."
"Meaning of life? Don't skimp on the sunscreen."
'Embrace change! Cloth, disposable...whatever life hands you!'
"Sorry - just getting back from a guru retreat."
'Did you try jiggling the handle?'
'I'd like to order a pizza at one with everything.'
'Yes, I know you don't spend much time in your body, but you still need to take better care of it.'
'Man, I hate the Tour De France.'
'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'
'You're learning, my son. The first step toward solving a problem is admitting you have a problem.'
'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'
'I can't give you truth or wisdom or anything like that. I'm here because my wife locked me out of the house.'
'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'
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