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"Where's your candy."
"Care for a sleazeball?"
"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
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"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"
'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'
'Knock off the Halloween candy!'
"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."
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"Oh how cute, a little flight crew! Here's some trash."
Tags:jetlagged, jetlag, airline, airplane, plane, planes, airlines, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air, stewardess, stewardesses, steward, stewards, flight attendant, flight attendants, flight crew, flight crews, halloween, trick, treat, trick or treat, tick-or-treat, trick or treaters, trick-or-treaters, trick or treater, trick-or-treater, costume, costumes, candy, halloween candy
"You know the romance is over when he fills last year's valentine box with left over Halloween candy."
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"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."
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"I know it's better to give than to receive, but does that really mean giving away our good candy?"
"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."
"You have Swedish Fish syndrome. Stay away from kids - and stoners."
The dark side of Halloween.
"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"
Tags:baldo, halloween, halloween candy, candy, candies, sweets, scheme, schemes, scheming, trick-or-treat, trick-or-treating, trick-or-treater, trick-or-treaters, ploy, ploys, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, pander, panders, pandering, silly outfit, silly outfits, spanish, spanish language, bilingual
"We did it! With Tia Carmen's chicken, we collected twice as much Halloween candy!"
"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."
"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"
"We're not getting too many kids this year."
"Now that Halloween is over, it's time for a much more serious tradition."
"Today is All Saints' Day. It's not about candy...it's about honoring all the saints and remembering all their sacrifices!"
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Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.
Tags:baldo, halloween, day after halloween, halloween candy, halloween candies, trick or treat, trick or treats, trick or treater, trick or treaters, chocolate bar, chocolate bars, candy corn, candy corns, apple, apples, bad candy, bad candies, hated candy, hated candies, bubble gum, bubble gums, sugar-free candy, sugar-free candies, entrepreneur, entrepreneurship
By 2050, one in five Americans will have been born outside the US!
Tags:baldo, foreigner, foreigners, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, demographic, demographic shift, demographic shifts, foreign culture, foreign cultures, foreign food, foreing foods, traditional food, traditional foods, halloween, halloween candy, halloween candies, treat, treats, different perspective, different perspectives
"Listen up ladies! I'm your Halloween chaperone! You know what that means, don't you?"