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It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.
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Bookstores outpace the Kindle by devising a way to transfer every book ever written directly into a customer's brain.
The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.
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"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."
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'True rupture is rare. Ladies' breasts are most commonly bursting simply with admiration for me and my skills.'
"He would have disappeared long ago had I not had the foresight when we first married to have a tracking device implanted in his left buttock."
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'Oh, this? I got this in the divorce.'
Beauty fades, but implants last forever.
As it turned out, Fred's painful tilt towards idiotic right-wing politics was easily corrected.
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"I think that getting implants would help me from being flat."
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"My God, look at all she's had done! Or is that someone else?"
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Cure for brainwashing & sinus infection.
'Excuse me, Mrs. Westlake, but what exactly do you mean by 'give me the works'?'
Cosmetic dental surgery.
"She's had so much done she's not even biodegradable."
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Chicken Breasts and Augmented Chicken Breasts
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Spot the face-lift.
"This simple operation will give you one of the attributes demanded by fashionable young women...We replace your brain with an inert silicone implant."
'You fool! I wanted rear implants!'
Knowing of the recent fascination with vampires among young women, Greg got fang implants.
'Instead of me continually replacing your caps, Tom... why not just get new shocks on your car?'
I'm calling for back-up
"...and you tell me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all!"
'...and don't forget, say something nice about her collagen implants.'