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'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'
"Sometimes, son, the guilt inside builds up so much you have to vent the shame silo."
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'I don't care what your friends are doing. You're not leaving this house until your fix your label, young lady!'
"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.
'I think it's time you discuss the facts of life with your son. he's been telling his classmates you got him on eBay.'
'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'
'... and then some giant machine punched a hole through my stomach, and that's how you were born.'
'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'
"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"
"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"
'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'
"My Dad gave me the birds and bees talk, I don't think he could handle the real facts of life."
"It started off as a marriage convenience, but we really learned to love each other."
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'Mom, when I was born, was I available on tablets and mobile devices?'
"It's time to talk about the birds and bees? Sure dad, what do you want to know?"
"Jim, don't you think it's time you told Travis to look up the meaning of 'Birds and Bees' on google?"
'When you got me, did you have to pay shipping and handling?'
'I just had the 'facts of life' talk with our son, I can't believe what I learned.'
'The facts of life are like republicans and democrats. They occasionally get together and a bill is drawn.'
"So did you have that, 'birds and bees' talk?"
'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'
Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork
'Time for Daddy to tell you the 'Facts of life'...'
'Stork? No way! You were pulled out of a magician's hat!'