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"I got custody of the kids. Do you want one?"
It looked like being a particularly messy divorce
Official Fight Cards
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"We can't get those wasted years back, Mrs. Kerner. The best we can hope to accomplish is to make his remaining years miserable."
Divorce Yard Sale: Hurry before he gets home.
'It was a messy divorce, the wife got all the cleaning products.'
"To really get to know someone, you've got to divorce them."
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'The divorce was friendly until we had to divide up the paypal account...'
"My messy divorce actually led to romance. The lawyers fell in love."
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"I used to love the view too... until my ex-wife moved into the apartment over there!"
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"Too close a resemblance to my first husband - what else do you have?"
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'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'
"...and to my ex-wife, who hates my guts, I leave the contents of my colon..."
Your solicitor is in the oven.
"It's a 'get worse soon card' from your ex wife."
'It's something to wear when you're out with your Dad.'
'He gets custody of your children. She gets custody of your money.'
'Hello, Haratty, Pearson and Smythe, messy divorce specialists!'
Pig to lady: 'I'm an expert at messy divorces.'
'...and if you would just like to wait outside Mr Baxter while I try to avert a messy divorce...'
"I want you to sue my divorce lawyer."
Solicitor - No Divorce Too Messy
"I've put the ugly divorce behind me and I'm in a good place right now."
"And this is my new divorce lawyer."
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"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"