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'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''
'It was his last request. He was a track star in college.'
"I know the doctor said this is only a bad cold, but in case he's mistaken I'd like to hear side eight of 'Der Rosenkavalier' one last time."
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
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"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."
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"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market."
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"No more last requests."
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"She just loved baths, so, so much."
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"Miss Petrie dines here with Mister Burton every Wednesday evening as a condition of Mister Burton's will."
"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"
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'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''
"How about an outfit with slimming vertical stripes?"
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"He wanted a viking funeral. Pop this on his head."
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"When did last requests take over our lives?"
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"Jim's still wearing his fitbit - it was last wish to get in these steps."
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"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."
"I think Brad would've wanted us to do some lunges."
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"His last request was that we close the casket before you begin."
"Will that be all, sir?"
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"I can feel the river come to life...but why aren't the bids singing?"
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'Will you please take this message to my wife?'
'For his funeral he said he wanted to have an open fruit basket.'
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'Any last requests?'
'His last request is to call up the Internal Revenue Service and tell them to go to HELL!'
"He specifically asked to be buried with this. It's the sneering contempt for modern popular culture he wore as a badge of honor."
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