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"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."
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"Two out of three."
Tags:double or nothing, two out of three, best of three, duel, duels, duelling, duelist, duelists, pistol, pistols, gun, guns, pistols at dawn, shoot, shooting, shot, injured, injury, victorian, victorians, unreasonable, irony, ironic, ironically, kill, killed, honor, honour, honorable, honourable, honored, honoured, classic, classic joke, classic jokes, slapstick, slap stick, slap-stick, kill, killed, fatal, fatality, regency, edwardian, word play, words, game, games, competitive, word play, word-play, last words
"You were really great out there!"
Tags:duel, duelling, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, dueler, duelist, duelists, victorian, historical, historically, victorians, edwardian, murder, murdered, sport, sports, competitive sports, praise, praised, dead, death, die, died, dying, dies, wife, wives, encouraging, encouragement, levity, play on words, word-play, word play
"He didn't have to get snippy about it!"
"Pistols at dawn?"
"We shouldn't have expected a banker to play by the rules."
"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."
Tags:attack, attacks, campaign ad, campaign ads, negative ad, negative ads, politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, duel, duels, duelist, duelists, duellist, duellists, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, character assassination, assassination, assassinations, assassinating, bad politics, olden days, gun, guns, gun play, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, unfair, unfairness, coward, cowards, cowardly, shot in the back, shooting in the back
"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."
Tags:duel, duels, duelling, dueller, duellers, immature, duellist, duellists, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, immature, immaturity, toxic masculinity, settle, settles, settling, maturity, masculinity, stop and think, think through, thinking through, regret, regrets, regretting, overzealous, option, options, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, killings, regret, regrets, regretting
The Duel's Innocent Victims
Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.
"Take it easy, Billy. I'm just gonna give her a treat."
Tags:cow boy, cowboy, cow boys, cowboys, dog, dogs, pet, pets, treat, treats, pet, pets, showdown, showdowns, duel, duelling, duels, wild west, western, westerns, domestic pet, domestic pets, caring, tonal shock, tone shock, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, good boy, sudden move, sudden moves, startle, startles, startling
"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"
Tags:pistol, pistols, standoff, standoffs, mexican standoff, mexican stand-off, stand-off, stand-offs, borrow, borrows, borrowing, duel, duels, duelling, duellist, duellists, western, westerns, forgetful, forget, forgetting, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, absentminded, absentmindedness, cowboy, cowboys, pistols at dawn, gunfight, gunfights, gun fight, gun fights, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings
Chanel Bags at Dawn
"What was it we were arguing about?"
Tags:duelists, duel, duels, duelling, duelist, pistols at dawn, honour, arguments, pistol, fight, fights, falling out, duellist, duellists, argument, pistols, forgetfulness, honor, disagreement, disagreements, arguing, problem solving, problem solver, dispute, conflict resolution, disputes, conflict resolutions, old age, absent minded, absent mindedness, old-age
'I challenge you to a duel! You may choose the weapons.'
"It's sundown. Where is he? Did I tell him sundown or sunrise? I said sunrise...I must look ridiculous."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, shootout, shootouts, shoot out, shoot outs, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, gunfight, gunfights, gun fight, gun fights, duel, duels, dueling, duelling, shooting, showdown, showdowns, western, westerns, guns at dawn, guns blazing, embarrass, embarrassing, awkward, awkward situation, awkward situations, out of place, looking out of place, feeling out of place, feeling awkward
"Could I ask you two to move closer together?"
"He shouldn't have thrown that snowball before firing."
Tags:snowball, snowballs, duel, duels, dueling, dueler, duelers, duelists, duelist, pistol duel, pistol duels, pistol, pistols, disagreement, disagreements, pistols at dawn, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, regretful, loss, loose, settling dispute, settling a dispute, dispute, disputes, fool, foolish, foolish act, maturity, immature
"Before we kill each other, could you be so king to remind me why the heck we are fighting this duel?"
'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'
Leaf blowers at dawn.
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, leaf, leaves, autumn, fall, autumn weather, fall weather, autumn leaves, fall leaves, leaf pile, leaf piles, duel, duels, dueling, duelling, pistols at dawn, gardener, gardeners, garden, lawn, lawn care, lawn caring, lawncare, home maintenance, neighbor, neighbour, neighbors, neighbours, neighborly dispute, neighborly disputes, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly disputes
'He was the greatest marksman in the whole of France, too bad we're in Spain.'
Chefs about to duel with custard pies
'I still say you're a conniving pig, Baron!'