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'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'
'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
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'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'
"He's arranged to have his ashes snorted by Keith Richards."
"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
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"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."
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"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."
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"No more last requests."
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"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
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"I'd like to donate all my organs to Republicans for Bob Dole."
"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."
'I've decided I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in a snow globe.'
"It's been awful for business, Mrs. Schultz, but it was Charlie's last wish."
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"I want to be cremated and have my ashes sprinkled on the Republican Party."
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"Indy, after I die, take me on one final adventure."
"He wanted a viking funeral. Pop this on his head."
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"When did last requests take over our lives?"
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"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."
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"I think Brad would've wanted us to do some lunges."
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'Will you please take this message to my wife?'
"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."
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'Quick, hand me the timesheet!'
"Hudson, about our reservations to the Rainbow Room for the millennium - I raffled them off."