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"No, a delay is the LAST thing we'd want in this courtroom. Once you've outrgrown diapers, you're automatically tried as an adult!"
Summer Arrives At Devil's Island
'Hey, how about that! You're in corrections and I'm on parole!'
"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"
"You will die by a single bullet to the heart...just one final question - any history of dextrocardia?"
The Universal Penal Barcode.
'I'm here for trying to keep my nose clean. I got caught stealing a packet of tissues.'
'I'm in here for identity theft.'
The 'Lifer' Pencil
"I'm afraid he'll be away from his desk for a while... Three to five years for embezzlement."
'And then the jury decided that I was ready for a long term relationship with the penal code system.'
A confinement of convicts
"Well, what did you expect, coming to court dressed like that? I told you to wear a suit!"