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"I told you never to call me here."
"Excuse me, have you heard how great I am?"
Tags:god, gods, flyer, flyers, street, streets, preacher, preachers, street preacher, street preachers, religion, religions, religious, gospel, open-air preaching, public preaching, great, greatness, handout, handouts, leaflets, leaflet, advert, advertising, adverts, announce, announcement, poster, posters, sell, selling, advertisement, arrogant, arrogance, self-important, self important
"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
Tags:trophy, trophies, award, awards, prize, prizes, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, player, players, star, stars, star athlete, star athletes, star player, star players, sports star, sports stars, trophy cabinet, trophy cabinets, trophy case, trophy cases, display case, display cases, glory, false, fake, metal shop, metalworking, metalworker, metalworkers, handmade, high school, high schools, showoff, showoffs, show-off, show-offs, showing off, self-important, self-aggrandising, self-aggrandizing
"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."
Tags:football, american football, football player, football players, interview, interviews, interviewed, cliche, cliches, cliched, game, games, match, matches, point, points, score, scores, scoring, sports journalist, sports journalists, banal, banality, obvious, agile, test, tests, pretentious, pretentiousness, self-important, self-importance
Birthday. Get well. Self-congratulations.
Tags:card, cards, greetings card, greetings cards, birthday card, birthday cards, get well card, get well cards, congratulations card, congratulations cards, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, self-important, self-importance, conceited, conceitedness, congratulating oneself, congratulating yourself, congratulating, self-congratulating, self-congratulations
"'Hold,' young lady, is for other people."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, entitlement, entitled, male pale stale, arrogant, arrogance, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, silver spoon, hold, put on hold, queue, queuing, wait, waiting, impatient, impatience
The King Can Do No Wrong
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, bbq, bbqs, barbeque, barbeques, king, kings, royal, royals royalty, self important, self importance, self-importance, self-important, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes, bbq ritual, bbq rituals, summer, summertime, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, weekend, weekends, the weekend
"Hey! You forgot your stupid little ideas printed in bold type."
Tags:offices, office work, office worker, office workers, office politics, office bully, office bullies, office bullying, presentation, presentations, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, corporate culture, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, type, type face, type faces, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, pester, pestering, take down, take-down, belittle, belittling, patronise, patronising, patronize, patronizing
"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."
Tags:fashion, style, fashion designer, fashion designers, designer, designers, eccentric, consumerism, beauty, beauty standards, fashion trends, fashion statement, fashion statements, trend, trend, trendy, clothes, clothing, model, models, fashion model, fashion models, designing, toy, toys, toy plane, toy planes, model plane, model planes, vanity, vain, ego, arrogant, arrogance, pretentious, pompous, self-important, modern fashion, psychology, modern life
"I deserve this and much, much more."
A penguin keeps a globe upside-down.
"I'm not easy to draw."
"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."
Tags:eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, service, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, restaurant, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, dog, dogs, dog bite, dog bites, rude customer, rude customers, intimidate, intimidation, intimidating, threat, threats, threatening, privilege, privileged, getting your way
"My lobbyists can beat your lobbyists!"
Tags:politician, politicians, lobbyist, lobbyists, political lobbyist, political lobbyists, political process, the political process, democracy, democracies, democratic process, the democratic process, compete, competing, competitive, competitiveness, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, self sabotaging, self-sabotaging, self sabotage, self-sabotage
"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."
Tags:charlie rose, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewing, talking head, talking heads, imagine, imagines, imagination, imaginations, chat, chats, chat show, chat shows, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, self-important, self-importance, pay attention, paying attention, ignore, ignores, ignoring, out to lunch
"I don't like people knowing things about me."
Tags:first date, first dates, bad date, bad dates, man of mystery, bad communication, no communication, uncommunicative, pretension, pretentiousness, pretentious, unhelpful, bad relationship, bad relationships, dark past, sob story, sob stories, secret, secrets, keeping secrets, self importance, self importance, self-important, self-importance
"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."
Tags:stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stars, the stars, cliche, cliches, arrogant, arrogance, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, promotion, promotions
"That was not a quote, that was an original."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, mansplain, gender issues, quote, quotes, quoting, conceit, conceited, bore, boring bored, drone, droning, difficult relationship, difficult relationship, conversation, conversations, pretentious, pretension, pretentious person, pretentious people, self assured, self-assured, self assuredness, self-assuredness, self important, self-important, self-importance, self importance
"Is it your intention to seethe for the next four years?"
Tags:the news, politician, politicians, opinion, opinions, opinionated, angry, self important, self-importance, self-important, self importance, newspaper, newspapers, seethe, seething, angry, angers, morning paper, the morning paper, news, bad news, middle age, middle aged, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern politics
"Honey, would you come out here for a minute?"
Tags:stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, moon, the moon, donald, the donald, donald trump, trump, president, us president, trump tower, arrogant, arrogance, renaming, rename, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, trumpland, business strategy, business strategies, marketing strategy, marketing strategies
"O, that we could harness this wisdom."
Tags:drunk, drunks, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, getting drunk, pub, bar, over the limit, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, deluded, delusion, delusions, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, confused, confusion, wise words, wisdom, drunk wisdom
"That's not just my opinion. It also happens to be the opinion of some guy on NPR."
Tags:opinion, opinions, disagreement, disagreements, debate, debates, debating, name dropping, uninformed, ignorant, ignorance, just your opinion, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, radio show, radio shows, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, mansplain, mansplaining
"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."
Tags:rich person, rich people, the one percent, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, terminal disease, terminal diseases, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, coping strategy, coping strategies, charity donation, charity donations, charitable donation, charitable donates, charity work, superior, superiority, guilt, judgement day, speeding, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance
Extreme Vanity Press - Fall, 2007
Tags:vanity, vain, ego, egotistic, pride, proud, arrogant, arrogance, conceited, conceit, boast, boastful, brag, self-important, narcissist, narcissism, show-off, show off, showoff, extreme, best, amazing, wonderful, better, author, authors, writer, writers, best book, best ever, book, books, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements
"I'm a busy man, Melissa. Will you or won't you be my valentine."