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"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."
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"Don't get secular with me, pal."
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Prayers For Agnostics
'What proof do we have there is a DOG?'
"Are we allowed to pray?"
Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).
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"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."
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'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'
"Good sermon, Reverend, but all that God stuff was pretty far-fetched."
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Popular and Unpopular Science
'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'
'Today's national Atheist day.' 'I don't believe it.'
'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.'
"Same thing every September. He begins to doubt the existence of man, then football season begins, and he snaps out of it."
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Actual Results May Vary
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"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."
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'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'
Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
'If I'm an agnostic, what's an atheist?' 'Never mind that. If I'm an atheist, what's an agnostic?'
"This'll show the Theology Department."
"Race along is an absurd, arbitrary and nonsensical reason to hate someone."
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"The willful suspension of logic and reason...that's the problem with the world today!"
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"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."
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"Who would like to open with a word of prayer?"
"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"
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