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'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'
"Scott, you'll be disqualified the next time you say, 'We'll just have to agree to disagree'."
Joe broke early for the second time, he was now out of the rat race!
'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'
"Oh, oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."
I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,
'Did your team win the tug-o-war?'
'Did your side win the tug-o-war?'
'... And so, the tortoise beat the Hare, but was later disqualified due to steroids use.'
'Great news, they've changed the rules on signing cards. . . you're not disqualified.'
Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'
'I'm sorry you got disqualified from the marathon dear.' 'That's OK. I just wish they clearly stated the rules to you before you entered...that way nobody ends up making a fool of themselves.'
"Recruiting new staff is a 'Catch 22', they need to be rational, clear-thinking and saner than average."