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Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .
'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
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Easter Venn Diagram
"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"
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'Why can't he eat the ones in the garden like the other rabbits?'
'My mom read me Alice in Wonderland last night. That's the same woman that said the Easter bunny was imaginary.'
'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'
'We've given TV up for Lent. My dad's just keeping his remote thumb in shape.'
Easter Bunny at the proctologist
St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.
"Not to be outdone by 'Black Friday in July' field tests begin for 'Easter in August'."
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"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."
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"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"
"I swear...I have no idea!"
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It's a bit early for Easter eggs isn't it?
Easter Island Bunny
The Porkypine Pals - Easter Adventure
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"Thanks, man. I owe you one."
Where Jelly Beans Come From....
The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...
"I'm off it for Lent."
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"He's having a bad hare day."
Easter Island Bunny