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"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."
"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."
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"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."
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'Now what seems to be the problem?'
'Under strict laboratory conditions, research concludes that, in spite of being watched, pots do eventually boil.'
Under strict laboratory conditions, research concludes,that in spite of being watched, pots do eventually boil.
'OK! I'll talk!'
'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'
"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."
Quit complaining. You're not the only one around here who feels burnt out.
The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.
"Man, this is just the perfect temperature!"
"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"
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'We must be the meatballs.'
The Cackling Cauldron Cooking Show
Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.
'Phew! I've cooled down a bit now, but for a while there it felt like everything was boiling up inside me and I might just crack under the strain!'
STILL LIVES - 'Only eight o'clock on a Friday night and I'm steaming already!'
"Nothing worse than a hot flash when you're retaining water."
Tags:hot flush, hot flushes, hot flash, hot flashes, hot-flash, hot-flashes, women's health, female health, menopauses, menopause, menopausal, change of life, tea kettles, tea kettle, kettle, kettles, tea pot, teapot, teapots, tea pots, tea pot, boil, boiling, retaining water, retain water, water retention
'Would you like a wrap?'
'Is it a wart or a boil, doc?'
In the Museum of Dinosores.
"Don't worry... the warmer it gets the less we have to worry about the cold."
Tags:tony abbott, global warming, climate change, climate-change, environmentalist, environmentalists, global-warming, renewable energies, paris agreement, paris accord, scott pruitt, skeptic, skeptics, denier, deniers, science, co2, paris agreement, energy, coal, renewable, power, electricity, trump, boil, heat