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''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'
'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'
'By tonight we'll finally be in the black. We don't have enough to pay the electric bill.'
Why dyslexics have lower electrical bills...'No' (on switch).
"I thought all the bills we were going to ignore were coming electronically."
Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)
'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'
'Aren't you lucky....having a wife who never cooks.'
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"It isn't a romantic candle-lit dinner when you've had the electricity cut off."
Tags:power cut, power cuts, electricity supply, electricity supplies, electricity bill, electricity bills, utility bill, utility bills, romance, romances, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, romance, romances, positive spin, positive spins, power problem, candlelit, candle light, dinner, dinners, meal, meals
'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'
"To cut own on heating costs, we should consider house pooling."
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"Still nothing . . . Did I forget to pay the electric bill?"
Tags:electric bill, electric bills, electricity bill, electricity bills, utility bill, utility bills, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulb, bright idea, bright ideas, eureka moment, eureka moments, writers block, muse, muses, inspiration, inspirations, writer, creative block, creativity, writers, author, authors
"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."
Tags:profit, profits, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers, misery, cheap, businessmen, businessman, downsizing, downsize, downsized, downsizes, cutback, cutbacks, cut-back, cut-backs, making money, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, goal, goals, electricity bill, electricity bills, energy bill, energy bills, electric bill, electric bills
'Never saw it coming.'
'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
'With our new simplified energy charges would you like to go with the 'Guaranteed Destitution' plan or the 'Selling your organs for Heating' option?'
Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'
"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"
'Luckily, my husband gets so hot we can turn the heating off.'
Sherwin gets an idea but forgets to pay the light bill.
'Hello, I'm from the company that provides your gas, electricity, water, phone and internet. We were wondering ... who does your hair these days?'
"Another jumper dear?"
"Our mandatory fitness program has nothing to do with health. It generates electricity, which saves the company money."
Tags:fitness regime, fitness regimes, exercise regime, exercise regimes, workout, workouts, work out, work outs, work-out, work-outs, active lifestyle, active lifestyles, cycling machine, cycling machines, cycle machine, cycle machines, electricity bill, electricity bills, bicycle generator, bicycle generators, cost cutting, cutting cost, cutting costs
"Unfortunately we can't afford to switch them on this year."
Tags:christmas decoration, christmas decorations, xmas decoration, xmas decorations, christmas lights, xmas lights, festive period, festive season, lighting bill, lighting bills, electricity bill, electricity bills, utilities bill, utilities bills, utility cost, family finance, family finances, utility costs, rising prices, fuel price, fuel prices, fuel cost, fuel costs
"If the speed of light is increasing, then the electric company will probably raise its rates."
Tags:electricity company, electricity companies, energy company, energy companies, rate, rates, electricity bill, electricity bills, gas bill, gas bills, electric bill, electric bills, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, telescope, telescopes, observatory, observatories, speed of light, price hike, price hikes, rising prices