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One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride
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Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo
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Pass the SPF 20,000
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'Head Down, Eye on the Ball.'
"I'll take a screwdriver and my friend will have a bloody mary."
"Let's take a selfie."
Frank and Stein: Accountants.
"Is this covered by my insurance?"
"Oh, Happy Father's Day."
Frankenstein vs. The Coronavirus
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"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"
"I've never been much of a beach guy."
"I've done it Igor! I've finally found a way to reuse all our wine corks."
The bathroom mirror of Dorian Gray
Edgar Allan Poe
'I blame my parents ? all of them!'
'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'
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'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'
'Oh dear, doc - the villagers have launched a protest campaign on facebook.'
"So what if I read gothics all the time? To Eyre is human!"
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'The job calls for a man of many parts. Naturally I thought of you.'
'Behold! I have given life to the Creature using STATIC electricity!'
'I'm sure that damned meter reader is on the fiddle, Igor! Have you seen this latest electricity bill?'