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Northeast Diet Center.
"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."
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"Please, no need to thank me. I was only doing my job."
'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'
Firemen's New Year
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Fire at the fireworks factory.
"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."
Tags:libertarian, libertarians, laissez faire, laissez-faire, capitalism, free market, public services, ideology, ideologue, public, public services, tax, taxes, fire, emergency services, public service, freedom, free, individual, minarchism, anarcho-capitalism, firefighter, firefighters, fires, self-reliance, self reliance, ideologies, fire fighting, fire fighters, fire fighter, government, government intervention, diy, do-it-yourself, do it yourself, independent, independence
King rescued from castle on fire.
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"Yes, that's some of our best work!"
We see this on occasion...someone self-actualizes and becomes empowered simultaneously and they spontaneously combust.'
"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
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Firefighter Job Interviews
Let's make up a thorough plan first!
Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.
'Doc, I feel completely burned out.'
Hold on! TV is comin'!
'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'
'We can't get the door open.'
"The woman at 911 is very snippy."
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"Too bad—the kid had talent."
Tags:dead, death, dying, died, circus, circus trick, circus performer, circus performers, fire, fire eater, burn, burnt, burned, accidental death, young death, die young, perform, performer, performers, burned alive, magic, magic trick, fire fighter, fire fighters, talent show, talented, talents, bad talent, audition, talent show, talent shows, auditions, auditioning, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, stunt man, stunt men
Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.
"Go like this."
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