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Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.
"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
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"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"
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'Ma'am, don't you know that dirty chimneys are a fire hazard?'
Student to student: 'Our chemistry lab finals went well. The firemen just left.'
Forest Fire Hazard
'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'
"This is what happens when you lack a brain and throw your own surprise birthday party."
Happy Birthday Marsha Mallow
"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"
'...You'll set off the fire alarm!'
Emperor Nero: In Case Of Fire Break Glass.
'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'
"I've got a sensor to let me know if I've left the stove on."
'Nice jack o'lantern, son. Now make sure to blow out the candle so we don't burn down the cat.'
Nerve-racking Chanukah moments
"I'm sorry, Dear, but my shopping was so rushed I forgot the batteries for the smoke alarms."
"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."
It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.
"Goodnight honey...did you remember to unplug the baby?"
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'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'
"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."
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"Do you have light and an extinguisher?"
"It's going to be one of those meetings."
'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'