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Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.
A cactus dances with a disco ball sun overhead.
"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you . . ."
Tags:religion, religious, death, life after death, after death, hell, dead, soul, souls, devil, devils, lucifer, satan, demon, demons, entrance to hell, hell's entrance, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, entrance, entrance, line, lines, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, lining up, lining, queuing, waiting, new arrival, new arrivals, you, bouncer, bouncers, doorman, doormen, security
An alien nightclub
Clubland: Belly Button Night
The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'
"Play the old Winston jingle."
"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."
"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."
Tags:club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, nightlife, bouncer, bouncers, security, guard, guards, muscular, muscle, muscles, body building, body builder, body builders, built, jacked, health, fitness, working out, exercise, body size, problem, problems, can't fit, too big, entrance, entrances, door, doors
The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate
Tags:metal, metalhead, metalheads, punk, punks, modern life, metal music, music, youth, barbarian, barbarians, rebel, rebels, bad boy, bad boys, nightclub, nightclubs, club, clubs, new york, new york city, nyc, musician, musicians, alternative, alternative rock, rocker, rockers, punk rock, punk rocker, punk rockers
"I know I can't make you drink, but there's still an eight-dollar minimum."
Tags:animal, animals, horse, horses, restaurant, restaurants, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, minimum, minimums, table, tables, diner, diners, customer, customers, nightclub, nightclubs, drink, drinks, drinking, service, charge, fee, fees, money, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, proverb, proverbs, cliche, cliches, wordplay, word play, lead a horse to water, can't make him drink
"Let me know when we're getting near twenty-one dollars."
"I regard this as grounds for optimism."
NYPD Siren Training
'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.
How cavemen go clubbing.
"Oh, come on—I just want to see if my friend is in there!"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, bouncer, bouncers, security, doorman, doormen, friend, friends, mate, mates, skipping the line, jumping the line, cutting the line, jumping the queue, skipping the queue, cutting the queue, excuse, excuses, line jumping, queue jumping, line jumper, line jumper, queue jumper, queue jumpers, cutter, cutters, cutting in line, line cutter, line cutters
Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.
'Seems like we've a long night ahead of us.'
"Not this time, Y"
"I told you not to let him buy you a drink."
"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."
Tags:scots, scottish, plaid, tartan, tartans, kilt, kilts, blues, blues, blues musician, blues musicians, play the blues, playing the blues, perform, performs, performance, performances, music, musician, musicians, live, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, night club, night clubs, song parody, song parodies, bad feeling, bad feelings, discomfort, puns, pun
"The club scene is really changing."
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