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'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'
'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'
Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.
'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'
'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'
Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.
'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'
'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'
At the Goldilocks Air Conditioning Emporium units are labeled: 'Too Big,' 'Too Small,' and 'Just Right.'
Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.
'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'
Notice how few people fiddle with the heating controls since putting up that sign?
I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.
'My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.'
Why don't you look at ME that way?
It was humming. What did you expect me to do? Teach it the words?
Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.
Apartments for rent. Central Air!
'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'
'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'
'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'
'Ah, some Easter Eggs no one found.'
'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'
'Well, if it is a short circuit, I guess the easiest thing to do is lengthen it.'
'The developers of this flu vaccine can't explain it, but its only side effect is that it may cause your HVAC system to go hay wire for a bit.'