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"Let's derail this! So use passive voice, express vague concerns, and call for a follow-on working group."
'My class can't wait to start multiplication. I made them sign a pledge never to use it for evil purposes.'
"Your scheme will never work! I'm the conductor."
"How come you never give me ideas like that?"
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'But what shall we do with the world once you've taken it over?'
"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."
"It took three terms, but Trump finally built an impenetrable racist wall across the entire Border! Billions spent!"
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"It's all in the timing. If you wait until you actually see the back of his neck, it's too late!"
"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."
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Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'
The Ekert Saga: 'Let me get this straight, Ekert...you feed on negative thoughts?
Danaelect: 'Working on the final piece of the puzzle...of how I can finally get my plan for world peace to work.'
Kate's Evil Plan: 'It's all part of the plan...to rule the world...Bad behaviour draws a lot of attention, but if you're good, they'll never see you coming.'
Kate's Evil Plan: 'You only held the angelic smile of faux innocence for ten seconds.'
'My first one is obvious making it illegal to ever question me...In that case, it'll be the right for everyone to never question me! Good catch, daddy. Thanks...'
Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'
"They say they're with a private equity firm, but I fear their motives are more sinister."
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Time Management for Evil People
"Here's my plan. First we blind them with moral righteousness..."
"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."
Even something as large as world domination has to start as the merest of whims - thought John.
"Actually, I'v done some of my most devious thinking in the old time-out chair."
"Shhhh, here she comes, we'll finish making plans later."
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"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."