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"One day Son all this will be yours."
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'You didn't bring any war toys did you?'
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'
"Sorry. I'm molting."
"I'm no clotheshorse, but it sure is great to shed that old skin!"
Businessman As A Weather Vane
Tags:farmer, farming, rural, country, countryside, midwest, in the sticks, farm, farms, farmers, farm life, barn, barns, she, sheds, country side, country, weather, weathervane, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate, suits, worlds collide, culture clash, clash, clash of ideals, ornaments, vane, wind, rude joke, weathercock
'Do you know what's cool about snakes? Fangs obviously. But they also shed their skin as they grow! How cool would that be?'
'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'
No I haven't finished sulking yet!
"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."
The Gardener's Calendar: Start up the Engine
Tags:shed, sheds, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, chore, chores, garden chore, garden chores, yard chore, yard chores, lawn maintenance, gardener's calendar, gardeners' calendar, gardening calendar, gardeners calendar, gardening advice, green fingers, gardening tip, gardening tips, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, thelwell
Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...
The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.
Tags:gardener's calendar, shed, sheds, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, mower, mowers, gardeners' calendar, chore, chores, yard work, yard chores, gardening calendar, gardeners calendar, gardening advice, green fingers, gardening tip, gardening tips, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, thelwell
"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."
Tags:garden tip, garden tips, gardening tip, gardening tips, gardener, gardeners, gardening skill, gardening skills, garden, gardens, green fingers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, shed, sheds, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, yard chore, yard chores, grass, lawn maintenance, thelwell
"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"
Tags:recliner, recliners, chair, chairs, leather, furniture, furnitures, furniture shop, furniture store, furniture shops, furniture stores, shed, shedding, sheds, fur, furs, moulting, moult, moults, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, dog lover, dog lovers, canine behaviour, dog behaviour, canine behavior, dog behavior
'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'
'Just look at this carpet! I guess what they say is true. Nature does indeed abhor a vacuum.'
'Man, you're going bald.'
'It's the big bad wolf come to tell the smelly pig his breakfast is overdone.'
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'So you guys think something is trapped in there?...No squirrels, no chipmunks...just something glowing in the dark.'
Tags:shed, sheds, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, mysteriously, evil, evilness, good, goodness, optimist, optimists, optimism, pessimism, pessimist, pessimists, outlook, outlooks, imagination, imaginations, childhood, childhoods, sibling, siblings, squabbles, squabbling, sisters, danae, non sequitur
The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'
Tags:cliffhanger, cliffhangers, cliffhanging, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, mysteriously, kid, kids, storybook, storybooks, story, stories, book, books, adventure, adventures, dog, dogs, canine, canines, squirrel, squirrels, shed, sheds, strange, strangeness, wood, woods, kate, danae, non sequitur
The Shed of Doom Mystery: '...but daddy has another thought...He calls it 'the shed of private property,' and its filled with lawsuits for anyone opening it.'
The Ekert Saga: '...We need to trick the evil fahces into thinkin' the treat of the Ekert isn't a threat anymah...by makin' them think they've already found him...'
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'So...if we open it, we'd either save the world, or destroy it...'