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"Ah, there you are, Simmons. Do come in!"
Tags:fish, underwater, under the sea, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, business hierarchy, business hierarchies, employer, employers, manager, managers, executive, executives, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executives, predator, predators, prey, boss, bosses, subordinate, subordinates, undersea, parody, pardoies
'Oceanographers go home'
Tags:submersible, submersibles, undersea, underwater, underwater exploration, exploration, explorations, explorer, explorers, oceanographer, oceanographers, oceanography, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, warning, warn, warns, warnings, send home, sends home, deep sea, deep sea explorer, deep sea explorers, deep sea explorations
"All I said was 'BOO'."
Tags:prank, fish, clown fish, clown, creepy clowns, boo!, fright, terror, scream, mask, scary clowns, joke, practical joke, practical joker, scared to death, water, undersea, aquatic, swim, gills, fins, ocean, sea, fish bowl, fish tank, fishing, scales, guppy, grouper, goldfish, aquarium, marine, pet store, fishy, swimming, death, dead, kill, killed
Scary clown fish
Tags:fish, halloween, halloween mask, clown fish, scary clown fish, scared to death, practical joke, pranks, floater, scary clowns, killer clowns, horror movie, water, slow lane, undersea, aquatic, swim, gills, fins, ocean, sea, scuba, fish bowl, fish tank, fishing, scales, guppy, grouper, goldfish, boo, aquarium, marine, fishy, swimming
"And you wanted to throw me back."
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, romance, romantic, fish, marine life, undersea, sea, sea life, fishes, fishing, fisher, fisherman, fishermen, throw back, throws back, throwing back, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, break up, break ups, breaking up, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, remind, reminds, reminder, reminders
The totally unreasoned James Cameron...
Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!
Flooded Town Centre
'I'd like to think that our relationship isn't merely symbiotic, Doris.'
Fish in cars: 'Speed enforced by rowboat.'
'There may be some turbulence,sir. The altitude indicator has gone a bit funny'
'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'
Diver Bob: self inflating wetsuit BC combo.
'Bob's homemade BC vest still needed some minor tweeks.'
'Bob's determination to photograph sea life...was only exceeded by his lack of knowledge concerning the food chain.'
Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.
Tags:submarine, submarines, catflaps, cat-flap, cat-flaps, cat flap, cat flaps, pets, cat, cats, undersea, underwater, ocean floor, submersible, sub, u-boat, cat, feline, pussy cat, pet, catflap, letting the cat out, vehicle, underwater vehicle, amphibious vehicle, aquatic vehicle, boat, underwater craft, cat owner, cat owners
"I've got a massive headache."
"I don't do windows."
Tags:maid, hired help, cleaning lady, snail, shell, slug, slow, mollusk, goldfish, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, glass, window washer, domestic help, escargot, water, undersea, pets, floater, aquatic, swim, gills, fins, ocean, sea, scuba, fish bowl, fish tank, fishing, scales, guppy, grouper, goldfish, aquarium, aquariums, fishtank, fish tank, fish tanks, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowl, fishbowls, marine, pet store, fishy, swimming
"Honestly - does it make my head look fat?"
Tags:whale, killer whale, whales, cetacean, sperm whale, minke whale, right whale, blue whale, undersea, ocean dweller, fish, hat, headgear, fashion statement, fashion statements, bowler hat, cowboy hat, cowboy hats, headwear, mammal, environment, fat, overweight, fat head, appearance, vanity, fashion
"We all live in a tub of margarine..."
Global Warming Latest
Tags:global warming, newspapers, headlines, newspaper, headline, melting icecaps, environmental damage, man-made catastrophe, eco-systems, undersea, under water, submerged, fish, aquatic animal, aquatic mammal, climate change, warming of the planet, rising temperatures, rising sea levels, climate change
"Hiya Ernie - how about a last drink for a condemned man...?"