Bacterial Cartoons and Comics

Bacterial Culture

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'

'Penicillin is called a 'wonder drug' because any time the doctor wonders what you've got, that's what you get.'

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

"Well, your STD panel came back... turns out what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas."

"It's a very unusual virus. Have you ever been on Mars?"

Ward Cleaning.

"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."

'I'll have the chopped steak, without bacterial contamination and without mad cow virus.'

"Your video went antibacterial instead of viral."

"Ever killed a man?"

NHS hospital - all over the place.

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'Attention - we're combining our anti-viral and anti-bacterial placebo divisions immediately.'

Cuba defeats cholera epidemic.

"Look, if you had a bacterial infection, I could prescribe something. But that's clearly a virus. I just can't help you."

'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'

'It's evidently something goin around... I made $2300.00 yesterday.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"