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'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'
'Someday, just for a change, why can't we send American Flu to Asia?'
'Penicillin is called a 'wonder drug' because any time the doctor wonders what you've got, that's what you get.'
"Are you talking to amoeba?"
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"Well, your STD panel came back... turns out what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas."
Tags:stds, sti, stis, virus, viruses, infection, infections, disease, diseases, vd, clinic, clinics, clinical, test, tests, testing, vegas, las vegas, medical, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, diagnosis, checkup, physician, physicians, bacteria, bacterial, test, checkup, check-up, doctor, nurse, las vegas
"It's a very unusual virus. Have you ever been on Mars?"
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"You have a nonlethal form of anthrax."
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'I'll have the chopped steak, without bacterial contamination and without mad cow virus.'
"Your video went antibacterial instead of viral."
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"Ever killed a man?"
NHS hospital - all over the place.
'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'
'Attention - we're combining our anti-viral and anti-bacterial placebo divisions immediately.'
Cuba defeats cholera epidemic.
"Look, if you had a bacterial infection, I could prescribe something. But that's clearly a virus. I just can't help you."
'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'
'It's evidently something goin around... I made $2300.00 yesterday.'
"I suppose the healthy upside of being in hell is that no viral or bacterial infections could survive this fire and heat."
"I'm not real!"
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"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."
"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"
Tags:hygiene, flu vaccine, flu vaccines, flu shot, flu shots, flu virus, flu viruses, hand washing, flu vaccination, virus, viruses, vaccinations, influenza, flu, hand-washing, hygiene, flu season, influenza season, microorganism, microorganisms, bacterial, contagious disease, contagious diseases, contagion, contagions