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The Fall Collection
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Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'
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'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'
A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
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Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.
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'Trick or tree.'
'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'
'What did the little girl in the witch cosume do when you said you were all out of candy?'
"So that's your resting face."
October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.
"It's not my fault I have two left feet."
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'With people already so tense and jumpy these days, Halloween isn't much fun anymore!'
'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'
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'No. . . Her Jane and that better not be a thong Jerry!'
octopus sits beneath a calendar marked 'Octoper'.
Hallowe'en wake up call
"Lick or treat!"
'One eye of newt or two?'
'If you're anything like my cat, you won't like this.'