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To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
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"...And it was, like, so bae I literally died."
"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing
"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."
Tags:basement, basement dweller, basement dweller, live at home, living at home, lives at home, superhero, superheroes, parent, parents, parents' house, parents house, useless, worthless, non-contributor, non-contributors, non-contributing, loser, losers, millennial, millennials, generation, generations, generation gap, generation gaps, appearance, appearances, facade, facades, faker, fakers, faking, impressive, all show, comic, comics, comic book, comic books
Tags:faux, hotel, hotels, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, faking, fake it, fakes it, faking it, vacation, vacations, vacationing, french, france, road trip, road trips, con, cons, con artist, con artists, false, false front, false fronts, movie set, movie sets, film set, film sets, set, sets, village, villages
"It's...it's...learning to appear vaguely Presidential!"
Tags:trump, president trump, president donald trump, presidential, behavior, behaviour, behaving, professional, professionalism, fear, fears, liberal, liberals, democrat, democrats, democratic, reelection, reelection chances, reelect, reelects, reelecting, re-elect, re-elects, re-election, re-electing, second term, second terms, two-term, appearance, fake, fakes, faking, republican, republicans, conservative, conservatives, never trump, #nevertrump, nevertrump
'Don't be discouraged. Do it over. Monitor the results for three months. Then, to be sure, do it again for another three months. Record your findings. Write your paper.'
'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'
Tags:wrestle, wrestles, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, retirement home, retirement homes, retire, retires, retiring, retired, retirement, fake, fakes, faking, act, acts, acting, acted, heart attack, heart attacks, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology, myocardial infarction, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"
"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."
"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."
Tags:meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, business person, business people, businessperson, businesspeople, businessman, businessmen, fake, faking, pretend, pretending, clip on, clip on tie, clip on ties, parrot, parrots, bird, birds, shut up, be quiet, hostile, hostility, absurd, absurdist, everyone knows
"The usual, sir?" "Yes, please."
Tags:bald, baldness, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, male pattern baldness, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, cut hair, cuts hair, cutting hair, hairstylist, hairstylists, stylist, stylists, wig, wigs, hairstyle, hairstyles, fake, faker, fakers, faking, regular customer, regular customers, regular, regulars, paint, paints, painting, painted on, age, ages, ageing, aging
'You may have fooled us last time, Mr. Chicken, but playing dead won't work this time.'
"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."
Tags:crowns, royalty, aspiration, aspirations, royal, royals, royal family, royal families, dress the part, dresses the part, dressing the part, faker, fakers, faking, poseur, poseurs, poser, posers, hat check, hat checks, formal dinner, formal dinners, pretender, pretenders, fake it, faking it, fake it till you make it, diamond, diamonds, tacky, fleurs-de-lis, crown, crowns, tiara, tiaras, king, kings, mankoff
"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."
"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it."
"Everybody sees right through your damned transparency."
Tags:transparent, transparency, transparencies, see through you, seeing through you, look through you, looks through you, looking through you, fraud, fraudulent, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, faking it, tell off, tells off, telling off, cocktail party, cocktail parties, aggressive, aggressiveness, superficial, superficiality
"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."
Tags:police, cop, cops, visitor, visitors, visiting, badge, badges, police badge, police badges, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, paranoia, paranoid, cause for concern, concern, concerns, warrant, warrants, search warrant, sear warrants, search, searches, search and seizure, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, unlawful, officer, officers, inspection, inspections
'And don't forget to put my personal touch on it.'
"There will be an enormous fly in your future!"
Tags:fly, flies, crystal ball, crystal balls, prediction, predictions, safe bet, safe bets, bet, bets, future, futures, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, charlatan, charlatans, predict, predicts, predicting, prediction, predictions, psychic, psychics, fraud, frauds, fraudulent, fraudulence, fake, fakes, faking, fake it, fakes it, faking it, faker, fakers
"Quit makin' up constellations."
Tags:star, stars, star-gazing, star-gazer, star gazing, star gazer, astronomy, astrology, astronomical, night, nighttime, date, dates, date night, date-night, romance, romantic, cliche, romances, romantically, picnic, night sky, nightsky, night-sky, sky, skies, constellation, constellations, ares, leo, taurus, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius, sagittarius, virgo, pisces, lying, lies, made up, spoof, spoofing, exaggerating, fake, faking, faker, made up, memory, remember, remembered
"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."
Tags:office, ceos, business, marketing, commerce, banking, bosses, employees, employers, employment, job titles, chief executive officer, fake title, fake titles, prestige, title, titles, prestigious, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, misrepresent, misrepresents, misrepresentation, misrepresentations, keeping up with the joneses, competition, compete, competes, competitive, hyper competitive