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"Martha Washington has whitefly."
'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'
"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."
'You know what they say, Dear...April showers bring May flowers!'
None of my plants do well...but I forgot I had an onion in my refrigerator, and it's sprouting leaves and growing well.
'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.
'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'
'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'
My mum loves her roses.
'I see your busy lizzies are bone idle this year!'