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The comeback trail
"Yerkow says, 'Yeah, Leon, good to see you doin' so fine, too.'"
"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
Tags:spam, spammail, spam mail, email, emails, junk, junk mail, cold caller, cold call, unsolicited, computers, computer, internet, sales, salesmen, offices, sell, spammed, spammer, spammers, spamming, leafleting, leaflets, unwanted, unwanted spam, unwanted email, circular, technology, tech, modern, modern life, digital age, digital world, digital, sarcasm, sarcastic, automated email, automated, automation, perspective
"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."
Tags:insure, insurance, insuring, insurance purposes, self serving, self-serving, business, businesses, corporate culture, corporate-culture, force, forced purchase, unfair, government, executive, executives, governments, health insurance, mandatory, jargon, cliche, purposeless, circular, illogical, management, managing, managers, manager, interest, interests, authoritarian
"So how do you like these new cylindricals?"
Woman putting together a puzzle of herself putting together a puzzle
"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"
Tags:congratulations, congratulate, congratulating, england, englands, king of england, junk mail, mailer, mailers, next in line, throne, thrones, sweepstakes, you may already be a winner, mail, mails, circular, circulars, royal, royals, royalty, finalist, finalists, scam, scams, royal family, royal families, royalty
Fish Going Around in Circles
"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."
Tags:gun, guns, rifle, rifles, assault rifle, assault rifles, assault-rifle, assault-rifles, protect, protection, family, families, security, secure, second amendment, 2nd amendment, bill of rights, gun control, gun-control, gun regulation, gun regulations, self-defense, self defense, defending, protects, circular, illogical
"Do we want a time-share on Two-Tree Island?"
Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.
'Excuse me. . . we don't know what we need to buy here today.'
The Voice-Mail Box
Tags:voicemail, voicemails, voice-mail, voice-mails, mailbox, mailbox, postbox, postboxes, post office box, post office boxes, junk mail, mailer, mailers, circular, circulars, winner, winners, winning, you may already be a winner, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, deceptive, soliciting, solicitor, solicitors, solicitation, no soliciting, nuisance, nuisances, annoyance, annoyances
"No, I'm following you"
Tags:leadership, leaders, leads, leader, lead, leading, sheep, followers, following, follower, follow, copy, mimic, imitate, initiative, initiate, circles, circular, circle, progress, stagnation, stagnate, treadmill, path, direction, stagnating, directions, leadership skill, leadership skills, leader skill, leader skills
Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!
Tags:caveman, cavemen, wheel, wheels, invent, invention, inventing, stone, proud, arrogant, neolithic, jurassic, homosapien, round, circular, circle, circles, roll, rolls, rolling, rolled, club, clubs, mallet, mallets, hammer, hammers, masonry, stonemasonry, stone masonry, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
City of Round Holes welcomes you to the University of Square Pegs.
Revolving Door: Cell Phones.
"Hey...I'm dumping this box of old junk out on the curb!"
"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."
Tags:baldo, circular, circulars, printout, printouts, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, handbill, handbills, error, errors, printing error, printing errors, printout, printouts, flyer, flyers, enrage, enraged, enraging, enrages, disgruntled, misleading, misled, manager, managers, incompetent, incompetence, correct, corrects, correcting, correction, corrections, closed, close up, closing up
"Guys, this circular is in today's paper...except the people over there messed it up! Our coolant is $7.99, not $1, battery chargers are $39.99, not $9.99...and hydraulic jacks are $29.99 not $2."
Tags:baldo, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, circular, circulars, mislead, misleads, misled, wrong price, wrong prices, auto part, auto parts, car part, car parts, coolant, misprint, misprints, misprinting, irate, irate customer, irate customers, incompetent, incompetence, mistake, mistakes, manager, managers, ad copy, ad, ads
"Today's circular has numerous errors! Car batteries are not $2, tires are not 99 cents and air filters are not free!"
Tags:baldo, circular, circulars, handbill, handbills, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, error, errors, printing error, printing errors, car battery, car batteries, tire, tires, tyre, tyres, air filter, air filters, car part, car parts, auto part, auto parts, crowd, crowds, retailer, retailers, mistake, mistakes, print, prints, printing, printout, printouts
"We're gonna have a lot of angry customers today...when they realize the prices are not as low as advertised. I'm playing a correction in next week's circular! When I'm back from vacation!"
Tags:baldo, angry customer, angry customers, angry mob, angry mobs, manager, managers, responsibility, responsiblities, take responsibility, taking responsibility, vacation, vacations, avoid, avoids, avoiding, incompetent, incompetence, mistake, mistakes, printing error, printing errors, circular, circulars, handbill, handbills, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements
"Why would Mr. Rod print a circular with so many wrong prices?"
Tags:baldo, circular, circulars, leaflet, leaflets, printing error, printing errors, printing mistake, printing mistakes, customer, customers, handout, handouts, false information, misleading information, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, car parts, auto parts, retailer, retailers, agitate, agitates, agitated, agitation, handbill, handbills
"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"
'If it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?'