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'Sure, we called for a second opinion. That was six months ago.'
"Your's may be a case of hypochondria so I'm going to refer you to an imaginary colleague."
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"I'd like you to have a CAT scan."
"I'm curious, who referred you to me ?"
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"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."
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"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."
'Your medical problems are more complicated than I thought. I am going to refer you to another doctor, who has more medical insurance than I have.'
'After looking at your test results and consulting many experts, it's my medical opinion that you have something I can't pronounce.'
'I want a second opinion.'
"How did you hear about us?"
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"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"
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"If you'd like I could throw a few criminals your way."
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'I'm referring you to an 'ear, nose and throat' specialist.'
"Erm! We've discovered that our list of the 10 most successful doctors,none of whom made ANY referrals last year...were all spelling mistakes!"
'Sorry, with this policy you can only get a second opinion from your insurance agent.'
"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''
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'Here's my card. Don't forget to tell your friends.'
'To avoid lawsuits, we now refer all patients to other doctors.'
"Uninsured? That needn't be a problem. We can refer you to a very fine doctor in Ottawa."
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"I'd like you to see a botanist. You exhibit many of the symptoms of Dutch elm disease."
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"I'm afraid it's chronic. And in case you need a second opinion, I brought in Dr. Sock."
"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"
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"My Mom thinks I should clean my room. I'd like a second opinion."
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"I'd like a second opinion. He followed me home, can I keep him?"
"My wife's already given me her second, third and fourth opinion."