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"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."
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"He turns out not to be Italian – just Italianate."
"One slice—hold the bread."
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'Man, these ruins are spectacular!' 'Heya that'sa my house... I built it myself!'
"Sometimes I wish you were more incandescent -- you know, like an Italian."
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Rome Welcomes Lunatic Drivers!
A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.
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'I say, if they want to live in this country, they should follow our culture... By the way, what do you want for dinner - Mexican, Chinese or Italian?'
"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."
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Luigis Pizza's Home Delivery
"But, first, my impression of Mussolini."
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Never say goodbye say ciao!
"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."
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Leonardo Da Vinci.
'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'
Pisa and sons.
'A 'tomato', you say? ? you know, I'll bet these would go great with pasta!'
'Dang Italians, tricked us again!'
"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."
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"He used to call me 'Fiorello, the little flower'. So, I had him 'whacked'."