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"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom
"We had roast beef for dinner tonight...no mom, it's not better than yours!"
"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."
'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'
"Mom, Dad's cooking a gourmet dinner tonight...but first he needs your recipe for boiled water."
Mom's Restaurant - things you like, things you hate, leftovers.
'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'
"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"
"We also have some specials on our 'Just Like Mother Made' menu."
"I'm afraid you'll have to take it up with 'Mom'."