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"The sign said 'Home-Style Cooking.'"
'Only carrots. I thought there would be a choice.'
'Have you tried our home-made wine?'
Mother's Day in the Bug World...
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Factory foods calling their food 'home baked'.
"Hey, Mama!! Step it up!!!"
Every cloud has a silver lining...
"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."
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'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'
'All of our wines are made me on the premises.'
"And for your dining pleasure this evening, we are offering two choices: take it or leave it!"
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"I'm prescribing homemade chicken soup. The one unpleasant side-effect is you'll have to heard my mother tell you about her grandchildren."
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"I'm sorry you can't speak with her, the poor soul never gets out of the kitchen."
"Oh no! The kids have been making condoms again."
"Sure it tastes like homemade... your wife works here."
'I'm making a home-made soup for you, mum.'
'Makes its own gravy? What's wrong with my gravy?'
'This is the last time we come to this homestyle restaurant.'
'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'
'Yes dear, it is wonderful to have a succah you built with your own bare hands.'
'Distortion? We don't see any distortion.'
'I couldn't afford studded snow tires so I tried driving nails into the tires I have.'