Calcium Cartoons and Comics

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

'You need more calcium.'

"No, you're not too late. Cathy's just beginning to put calcium into perspective."

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'Mary, you haven't been taking your calcium pills, have you?'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

Calcium Deposits.

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

"I think you need more calcium in your diet!"

'What do you mean I don't get enough milk in my diet? I eat milk chocolate every day!'

"Bone density looks good."

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

"That's just my husband taking a shower. We have very hard water."

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

"We don't have any chalk, Kevin. I ate it all."

'Don't tell her we dropped the egg shell in it. Just say it's calcium intensive.'

'You need to lay off those calcium supplements.'

'Milk is all right, but if you really want calcium...'

"The tests are back: You need more calcium in your diet to improve the shell-thickness of your eggs..."

'It says in the paper this is a good film to watch because the sun comes out a lot.'

'What kind of calcium supplements did she take, Grandma?'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?