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"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."
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"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."
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Tags:college, colleges, university, universities, hybrid, hybrids, combination, combinations, combine, combines, combining, oil and water, ballet, ballets, blend, blends, blending, unlikely, starving artist, starving artists, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, technology, doctor, doctors, hairstylist, hairstylists, cosmetology, cosmetologist, cosmetologists
"Actually, I'm not Mr. Wintraub. I'm just sort of taking over for a while."
Under the Radar
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Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator
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'My ability to adapt is the key to my success.'
"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."
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Cement mixer with mixer settings
Tags:cement mixer, cement mixers, concrete mixer, concrete mixers, cement, concrete, cement truck, cement trucks, concrete truck, concrete trucks, mixer, mixers, construction, mixing, lever, levers, mix, whip, cream, blend, heavy machinery, heavy machine, heavy machines, truck, trucks, vehicle, vehicle, construction vehicle, construction vehicles, electrical mixer, electrical mixers, kitchen mixer, kitchen mixers, hand mixer, hand mixers, cooking, wordplay, word play
In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.
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"Somehow or other he keeps spotting us!"
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Anita's Coffee Shop - Try our Anger Management Blend.
"Congrats! It's a spork."
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'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'
Tags:accountant, accounting, accounting firm, accounting firms, crunch numbers, crunching numbers, puree, purees, pureeing, smoothie, smoothies, juice blend, juice blends, blend, blends, blender, blenders, blending, bookkeeping, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, book keeper, book keepers, book keeping, record keeping, record keeper, record keepers, records, office work, office workers, office worker, break room, break rooms, food processors, food processing
'Oh I'm a team player alright: I am an expert at blending in...'
'Uh, Frosty, I think I'll pass on that carrot juice.'
"Eventually, people are going to notice our casaba melon's not getting any bigger."
At the Hamilton Beach company mixer.
'May I recommend the house blend?'
'It's a new speciality blend from the Caribbean.'
"You're not from around here...are you?"
When upholstery attacks
'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? If you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'
'It's a new blend I recently discovered: finely ground hundred dollar bills for wealth, shredded pages from Deepak Chopra's latest book for wisdom and orange pekoe for taste!'