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"We had roast beef for dinner tonight...no mom, it's not better than yours!"
"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."
'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'
"Mom loved that you used her recipe for squash casserole. Thanks for not making it better than she does."
"Mom, Dad's cooking a gourmet dinner tonight...but first he needs your recipe for boiled water."
'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'
Mom's Restaurant - things you like, things you hate, leftovers.
'Just like mother used to make.'
'What do you mean, 'it isn't as good as your Mother's'?'
"We also have some specials on our 'Just Like Mother Made' menu."
"By golly, this tastes just like Mom used to make...she couldn't cook either!"