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"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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"So, before passing judgment, please consider that science now shows that the male brain is not fully developed until never."
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The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'
'Oxymorons for morons.'
"I don't mind criticism if it isn't completely moronic."
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"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."
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'Have you ever noticed how similar the words maroon and moron are?'
'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'
"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."
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"Sometimes the best ideas, Cosgrove, are the simplest ideas. Yours are just simple."
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
"I'll tell you one thing - only someone with a goyisher kop would dream up this kind of work."
'The good news is you scored 100 on your IQ test. The bad news is, 100 is the new moron.'
Founding fathers: "I keep thinking we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a complete moron."
"Meet Jim, you've got a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well!"
'As you see, I've made some changes in our administrative structure.'
"That'll be a no to intelligent life forms then."
"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."
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"It's come to my attention we have nincompoops in the skill positions."
Mr. Drumpf is a moron.
"They say they can figure your longevity by your brain age."
Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!