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"I don't do windows."
"Damn it. He's got a moat."
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"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."
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Goldfish with Square Bubbles
"When I die I want a closed casket funeral. . . Correct."
"I don't know why but this place just gives me the creeps."
"Gold prices fell. I guess we're not worth that much today."
". . . but is it intelligent life?"
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"I forget which one of us is the therapist."
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"Are you thinking outside the box?"
Goldfish four-second reunion
"Do you remember that castle we used to visit when we were younger?"
If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?
Calvin didn't realise that in just 3 seconds he'd have a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression...
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"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."
'Are you going to eat that last flake?'
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'You know, we really need to get a security system installed.'
"Until we catch a wave out of here. I'll be home schooling you."
'Wow! They don't even bother giving you notice anymore before they fire you!'
'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'
'....Just because you heard something outside, it doesn't mean you go out and check on it!'
'In case you haven't notices, I'm not a parrot, ironically, however, I could really go for a saltine right about now.'
"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."