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'What's this, your estimate or your telephone number?'
"It blew a gasket during a particularly heated exchange on William Buckley's 'Firing Line.'"
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Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."
'I can update you to digital, but first I'll have to update you to analogue...'
'Where does this go?'
"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"
Easy TV Repair
"I can't find anything wrong with the picture. I'm referring you to an optometrist!"
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'I see that you make friends easily.'
"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"
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"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to improve the quality of the programmes, Madam."
"I was watching it as I was eating my breakfast cereal, and it just went; Snap, crackle and pop!"
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'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'
'I've invented something for the tv for when it goes wrong.'
'And here's the little feller that'll have been the cause of all your problems. . .'
'Here's your problem sir, you had your right-wing news cable connected to your left-wing outlet.'
'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'
Closing Laugh T.V. Repair
'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'
'The set has to go into the shop for a shop for a few days. We're going with it.'
'Do not adjust your set, hehehe!'
'There's nothing wrong with it - life's like that out there nowadays.'
'While you're back there, can you remove the gratuitous violence?'