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Ostrich has head in sand to watch TV set
'Of course in future the antennae will be smaller.'
'That's perfect Barry, hold it right there!'
"My compliments, Stefan. Marvellous wine, excellent reception."
'That's it,Terry! Perfect.Just hold your head like that.'
"She's got what we call a sock on the antenna! Afraid I'll have to take her down to the shop!"
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'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'
"You'll need an unobstructed view of the southern sky."
TV antennas coming out of the head of a creature shown on the TV
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., science fiction, sci-fi, alien, aliens, martian, martians, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, antenna, antennas, aerial, aerials, receiver, receivers, technology, visual gag, visual gags, visual joke, visual jokes
'Oh no! Bad antenna day!'
"I get great reception this way."
Tags:angel, angels, halo, halos, aerial, aerials, television aerial, television aerials, tv aerial, tv aerials, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, after life, after lives, television reception, tv reception, tv receptions, television receptions, tv fan, tv fans, television fan, television fans
"Mabel, this rabbit ear transplant is not working. I still can't hear that dang T.V.!"
'On the plus side, you'll never find better phone reception.'
'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'
'Yes!. . . that's a good one!'
Tags:aerial, aerials, tv aerial, tv aerials, television aerial, television aerials, quality control, quality controls, quality test, quality tests, tv signal, tv signals, television signal, tv signals, assembly line, test, tests, testing, testing department, test department, test departments, industry standards
"Television sets evolved from animals. My grandpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"
"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."
'Can you hear me now?'
Golfer looking at golf hole with mailbox.
'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'
Birds sitting on aerial, one says to the other; 'I hear they're going to cable.'
Repair Man Facing an Angry Bird
'Are you sure that will help your router?'
"Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before..."
Turtle with Aerial.