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"So what do you think, Howie—will you still love me when I'm old and blonde?"
'Pinocchio, under the 'would like to meet' section you've put 'fun-loving brunette made of oak'. This may prove difficult.'
"I don't care if these are the Dark Ages! - I'm going to bleach my hair anyway!'
'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'
'Never judge by appearances. I might be a brunette.'
'Since becoming a blonde, I've had 3 offers to join a carpool!'
"I'm coloring it a little bit at a time, so it won't be noticeable."
Brunette girlfriend " I quite like your beard. You are only half as ugly now."
"I thought you dyed your hair black."
"So where's all the fun? I thought things would be different and exciting! But nothing has changed! I guess that 'blondes have more fun' line applies only to girls."
"So tell me...when did you begin to questioning your identity? Is this a self-image issue? Or have you been watching too many game-show hosts on Spanish television?"
"Dyeing your hair says, I'm wild! I'm cool! Let's party, baby!"
"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."
"OK... Where are the aliens who switched the brains of my best friends?"