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"I understand goat cheese has had it."
"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."
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"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''
"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."
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'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'
"Milk, butter, cheese? Aren't you spreading yourself a bit thin?"
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A cowshed full of dairy cows reading books.
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"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
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R.I.P. Ted Jones, Dairy Farmer, Best before date Oct. 7, 1987
'With four voracious teenagers in the house, we decided to get six dairy cows and milking machines.'
"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."
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"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."
"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."
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"How can Greece be doing so badly? Everyone I know is eating Greek yogurt."
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Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.
'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'
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Non-Fat Milk/Low-Fat Milk/Full-Fat Milk. . . Ah, What The Hell.
'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'
Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.
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'We like to keep our supply chain short.'
Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!
'So that's 3 ham and cheese omelets...one order without cheese, one without ham, and another without eggs.'