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"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
"Dad, when did you realize you weren't, you know, exactly studly anymore?"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, ageing, getting old, getting on, getting older, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, stud, studs, studly, attractive, attractiveness, handsome, handsomeness, losing your looks
"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
Tags:midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, middle age, middle aged, anniversary, anniversaries, ten year anniversary, ten year anniversaries, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, biker, bikers, biking, age, ages, ageing, aging, mourn, mourns, mourning, grow old, grows old, growing old, lost youth
Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.
Tags:disco, discos, disco dancing, disco dancer, disco dancers, lighthouse, lighthouses, fisher man, fisherman, fisher men, fishing, fishermen, boar, boats, safety, 70s, seventies, 1970s, disco music, disco fever, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, mid life crises, dad dance, dad dancing
On the eve of her 40th birthday, Jeff dyes Mindy's hair grey while she sleeps.
"Sheldon is having a mid-life crisis. He can't decide whether to remain Reform, become Orthodox or return to conservative
Tags:mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, life choices, big decision, big decisions, judaism, orthodox jew, conservative jew, conservative jews, reform judaism, jewish denominations, existential crisis, existential crises, liberal judaism, progressive judaism, changing denomination, changing denominations, middle age, middle aged
"I find it a bit awkward dating again at forty-five."
Tags:middle age, middle aged, ageing, getting older, getting old, getting on, age appropriate, date, dates, skinny dip, skinny dips, romance, romantic, romantics, love, finding love, uncomfortable, discomfort, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, romantic cliche, romantic cliches
"Forty-seven years old and I'm still a small investor."
Tags:disappointment, disappointment, disappointing, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, hope and dreams, investor, investors, investing, regret, regrets, regretful, getting old, aging, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, small investor, small investors, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, play it safe, playing it safe
"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."
Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.
Tags:butterfly, butterflies, metamorphoses, caterpillar, caterpillars, youth, cream, creams, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, wing, wings, age, ages, ageing, aged, elderly, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, cosmetic, cosmetics, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, culture, cultures, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.
"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."
Tags:family, families, work, world of work, unemployed, unemployment, job search, pay, gallows humour, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, pink slip, laid off, quit job, resign, resignation, resign from work, recession, children, basement, hermit, mid life crisis, hide, neet, home office, home offices, depression, depressions, depressing, mid-life crises
"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."
Tags:dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, regret, regrets, regretful, regretting, life choices, mistake, mistakes, the real me, the real you, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, overthink, overthinker, overthinking, overthinkers, fake, faker, fakers, white lie, white lies
'Looks like I can't afford my midlife crises until I'm 70.'
"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"
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"until you've walked a mile in someone else's platform shoes from 1973 you don't know back pain."
Tags:shoe, shoes, platform shoes, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, trend setter, trend setters, 70s fashion, 70s fashions, seventies fashion, seventies fashions, back pain, backpain, back ache, backaches, back pains, backaches, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, mid life crises, mid-life crises, someone elses shoes, someone else's shoes, walk a mile in someone elses shoes, walk a mile in someone else's shoes, 1970s, 1970, midlife crisis, midlife crises, uncomfortable, discomfort, impractical, impracticality
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
Tags:mamil, mamils, middle age, middle aged, middle aged men, middle aged man, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, bicycle, bicycles, gaining, race, racing, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crises, age, ageing, fad, fads, trend, trends, following trends, racing bicycle, racing bicycles, carbon fibre, carbon fiber, denial, in denial, unavoidable, fit, fitness, middle class, middle class life, modern life
"This article says more and more men are joining religious extremist groups."
"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."
Tags:paramecium, amoeba, protozoans, biologist, biologists, microorganism, microorganisms, micro-organism, micro-organisms, protozoan, paramecia, paramoecium, cilia, biology, mid-life crisis, stubble, designer stubble, unicellular ciliates, scientist, scientists, mid life crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crises
"...my Old Tuxedo STILL fits!"
"Your dad seems really focussed on his own journey."
Tags:middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, car, cars, auto, autos, sports car, sports cars, race car, race cars, color me gone, colour me gone, personal journey, personal journey, psychobabble
"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."
Tags:musical, musicals, play, plays, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, musical theatre, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, cancel, cancellation, cancellations, stupid, stupidity, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, change of direction, changing direction, changing of opinion
"I must be going through a mid-life crisis. I only chase sports cars!"